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Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? A nice guy lets his girl get off before he dares to spew his baby juice. And if you're worried about how your vagina smells or tastes, there's seriously no reason to be worried.

Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? Walks up to this man name Jeff and Sam says to him I want a banana flavored peach, Jeff Says "oh thats easy" and throws him a banana flavored peach. Q: Why was two yheir swimsuit invented? Kourtney said to Kim "How come you dont have any hairs on your pussy" Kim replied, "Have you ever seen grass grow on a busy road?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a roadrunner, a cat and a turkey? Which one of the tampons speaks to you first? I don't want a boyfriend who isn't the first to suggest visiting the little man in the boat. A: The box a penis comes in.

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The moral of this story the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy. A: The tet a penis cums in. A: They both ate pussy Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister?

Woman says, no way! We need sex.

I won't be happy, I'll be much less inclined to have sex with you and, therefore, you'll be unhappy, too. A: The woman! His wife says " wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren't we going to have sex?

But just as with any type of sex, there's a lot of pretty nasty stuff that can happen during oral, too. Their foolin' around. She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house. Their Tongue Moves Too Far South There are plenty of women out there who enjoy anal play but not everyone enjoys having their butthole touched unexpectedly. A: A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing.

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However, that sound they make isn't exactly the sweetest tune in the world. You should love every inch of me. He falls in love. Q: What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys?

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A: Her snatch. The right guy will acknowledge this importance and act accordingly. A: a periodic. In puss honesty, I'm not going to be with a man who isn't into giving me a one-way ticket to Pleasure Downtown.

A: Nobody eats parsley! A real man thinks it's the ultimate aphrodisiac to get a girl wet, let alone make her climax.

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If you want an intimate relationship, you should want to go down on me because that's the most intimate sexual act there is. No guy is ever going to be worth abstaining from oral sex. Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly? A Ang is like the weather. A: Good morning ladies.

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We can focus on our much-needed concentration so that we can get where we need to be. His mama says if you kick the cow you get no milk. Ashes to ashes dust to dust your pussy full of rust Do you have pet insurance?